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SCRAP WOOD IS GOOD FOR YOU
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SCRAP WOOD IS GOOD FOR YOU ✦
SCRAP WOOD IS LIBERATING
2X4S. 4X4S. 2X6S. THOSE OLD 2X4S THAT ARE ACTUALLY TWO INCHES BY FOUR INCHES. FENCE BOARDS. DECK BOARDS. PALLET WOOD. TREATED PALLET WOOD (DONT EAT THOSE).
MAYBE YOU WANT TO MAKE A TABLE. MAYBE YOU WANT TO MAKE A SHELF. MAYBE YOU WANT TO PUT BOARDS TOGETHER UNTIL A FUNCTION OCCURS TO YOU. OR MAYBE YOU WANT TO MAKE A LOT OF MONEY FLIPPING JUNK ON FACEBOOK MARKETPLACE. WHATEVER IT IS, SCRAP WOOD CAN MAKE THE DIFFERENCE.
DON’T WORRY ABOUT SMOOTH EDGES. DON’T WORRY ABOUT WARPED BOARDS. MAKE WHAT SPEAKS TO YOU. THERE ARE BILLIONS OF TABLES OUT THERE, BUT ONLY ONE THATS YOURS. OR TWO. OR THREE EVEN. YOUR STORY IS WHAT’S GOING TO SEPARATE THIS ONE FROM THE REST. IF YOU LOOK AT THE TABLE AND DON’T SEE YOUR OWN HARD WORK EVIDENCED BY ITS FLAWS, THAT’S A GOOD SIGN YOU STILL HAVE MORE WORK TO DO.
WELCOME TO
THE DUNGEON
THIS IS MY SCRAP WOOD DUNGEON. YOU COULD EASILY HAVE A BETTER ONE.
START PICKING UP ANY WOOD THAT ISNT MOLDY OR INFESTED WITH TERMITES. SOON YOU WILL HAVE A DUNGEON FAR BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS.
GO TO LOCAL CONTRACTORS WHO INSTALL DECKS OR FENCING AND ASK TO TAKE THEIR TRASH. GRAB PALLETS FROM HARBOR FREIGHT. OFFER TO REPAIR YOUR NEIGHBORS FENCE FOR A SMALL BUT FAIR FEE, THEN KEEP THE OFFCUTS AND OLD WOOD. BUILD SETS FOR YOUR FILMMAKER FRIENDS AND THEN STEAL THE WOOD WHEN PRODUCTION IS COMPLETE (THEY’RE BUSY THEY WONT THINK ABOUT IT). THE GOAL IS TO REPLENISH YOUR COLLECTION FASTER THAN YOU USE IT.
YOU WILL NEVER HAVE TO BUY LUMBER AGAIN.
UNLESS YOU WANT SOMETHING THAT ISNT WARPED.
EVEN THEN, GOOD LUCK.
LOOK AT THIS
LUMBER
NEW!
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ALSO LOOK AT THESE
ALSO LOOK AT THIS ONE
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NOMINAL DIMENSIONS: 2X4
ORIGIN: VARIOUS. FILM SET, OLD BUILDS, OFFCUTS FROM FRIENDS, DECONSTRUCTED PALLETS, SIDE OF THE ROAD.
LENGTH: 8IN TO 5FT
WHAT ITS GONNA MAKE: SHELF, SHELF, SHELF, SHELF, TABLE LEG BRACE, STUPID CAMERA THING
CAN’T GO WRONG WITH A 2X4. I WISH I HAD MORE LONG SECTIONS ON HAND, BUT I USE THEM UP QUICKLY. THATS WHAT THE 1X6S ARE FOR NOW. THESE SMALL 2X4S BRING ME JOY. THEY EACH HAVE A DIFFERENT MEMORY ATTACHED, AS WELL AS A DIFFERENT SUBSTANCE ATTACHED. (WOOD STAIN, CHROME BUCKET PAINT, FOAM PANELING, SPRAY PAINT, ASPHALT)
NOMINAL THICKNESS: 3/4”
ORIGIN: TABLE FOUND IN THE BASEMENT OF A HOUSE MY FORMER EMPLOYER PURCHASED
DIMENSIONS: 4FT X 5FT
WHAT ITS GONNA MAKE: TABLE
THIS WAS AN OLD TABLE TOP WITH A TERRIBLE FAKE VENEER ON IT. I RIPPED THAT VENEER OFF AND PAINSTAKINGLY SANDED DOWN ALL THE ADHESIVE. THE SPRING AND FALL GROWTH RINGS OF WOOD EXPAND DIFFERENTLY OVER TIME, LEAVING A SUBTLE TEXTURE. I PAINTED THIS TABLE TOP GREEN, THEN SANDED THE TOP, KNOCKING DOWN THE HIGH RINGS BUT LEAVING THE GREEN PAINT IN THE LOW SPOTS. I THINK THATS COOL.
SAWDUST SMELLS GOOD
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SAWDUST SMELLS GOOD ✦
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LOOK AT ALL THESE BOARDS
NOMINAL DIMENSIONS: 1X6
ORIGIN: HEAP THAT USED TO BE SOMEONE’S PATIO
LENGTH: 3FT TO 7FT
WHAT ITS GONNA MAKE: TABLE, SHELF, TABLE WITH SHELF, ANOTHER TABLE
THIS STUFF IS GREAT. NICE WEATHERED OLD WOOD. COULDNT BE HAPPIER. INCREDIBLE STUFF. WOW. IT REALLY BRINGS ME JOY TO HAVE ALL THESE RED PAINTED 1X6S IN MY BASEMENT.
”HE BUILT ME A DESK FROM A DOOR WE FOUND ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD. IT WORKS”
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Plus, you can use the old nails. If you’re nuts and you have a lot of spare time.
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EAT SCRAP WOOD ✦
